Anonymously submitted 10/31/21
the neighborhood of the pittsburgh fat cats was vandalized last night. it was epic and cool. unfortunately, some of our former “comrades” have deeply misunderstood the intent of the action. we have cut all ties, but our hearts are filled with sorrow. this was an action in celebration of halloween! halloween is the best day of the year for ghosts, ghouls, and spirits. it’s their one day of freedom. how fucking dare these anti-halloween cucks claim to be in solidarity with them. obviously it’s fucked up they only get one day a year, but the solution is to make all year halloween, not to destroy it.
additionally, we were not rock hard. in fact we were completely flaccid. we had chastity cages on. i cut my dick off before going out. this is in solidarity with the dead who cannot fuck.