Anonymously submitted on 12/18/23
Hello everyone, its me, the Big Scary Mole TM. This is my regular update on toilet paper usa’s activities at the university of pittsburgh. These are all the speakers they have scheduled for this semester.
James Lindsay – Thursday, January 25:
This guy has been constantly peddling the “groomer” conspiracy about how queers are all pedophiles trying to indoctrinate children. He’s like Anita Bryant except he was never famous for anything and never had any talent. He had to cancel showing up here in November, because the venue is down the street from a middle school and he has to stay 500 feet away from those until his probation ends in January.
Chrissy Clark – Wednesday, February 21:
Works for PragerU, and that’s her whole personality. Copy-paste of every other right-wing shill desperate for fame by parroting the same three things. Yawn, next.
open spot – Monday, March 25:
This spot is apparently unfilled as of right now. There’s only so many losers you can get in a given time I guess.
Kristan Hawkins – Wednesday, April 17:
The president of Students For Life America, a national anti-abortion “non-profit,” working tirelessly to ruin bodily autonomy for everyone. Yale students tricked her into being in their short film where they shat on her and anti-abortion movement, and when she found out she sent a whole legal team after them (which accomplished nothing, you can watch the full video on youtube). She locked herself in a safe room to avoid protestors at VCU, and she refused to answer questions she didn’t like when she went on NPR.
You will be able to find all these dipshits in O’Hara Student Center, probably. tp is also holding their meetings every other Thursday at 7:30 in William Pitt Union 837, starting January 11. And the link to their groupme is on their instagram page and is ridiculously easy to get into. Happy nazi punching!